"Teach Me How To Dougie" Lyrics

I'm Mr. Hood (Well alright)
Ahem

Okay, now welcome to my gutta show
Pockets on Geronimo
Creepin' in that Beamer black, call it Maya Angelou
24's on the toe, cut the top like Amber Rose
And I'm wit' a bad bitch, you can see her camel toe
Tities like a cantaloupe, and she got that super throat
Man I'm gettin' laptop, call my bitch a Vaio
Beat it like she stole the dough
I made her catch the Holy Ghost
Deuces to you, adios, like Chris Brown and Tyga hoe
Damn, let me take it slow
Teach me how to dougie though
Fuck it, bags of money flow, I am such a nympho
Benjamin my kinfolk, we go back like '64
Talkin' 'bout Nintendo, but I don't play no game hoe
I'm a movie role, you're an episode

I'ma live in color, like a Sanyo
So what the dealio? I get the member loaps
Six figure checks, that's when you're winnin' though
I'm an asshole, stuff it till the bag swole
I run my city homie, you can call me Castro
Hundred thousand dollar chain make my neck glow
So she suck it till she start to get a strep throat
I'm in beast mode, tell me what is info.
I'm the shit, boy somebody get the Pepto

I say, get the Pepto

Okay, 'cause, I be on some money, I be, I be on some money shit [X3]

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