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    Achmed The Dead Terrorist / Lyrics

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    "Jingle Bombs" Lyrics

    Achmed The Dead Terrorist

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    [With Jeff Dunham]

    Dashing through the sand
    With a bomb strapped to my back
    I have a nasty plan
    For Christmas in Iraq

    I got through checkpoint A
    But not through checkpoint B
    That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

    It's not funny!

    Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
    Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
    Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
    The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

    I used to be a man, but every time I cough
    Thanks to uncle Sam my dick keeps falling off
    My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
    Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
    Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
    Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you
    This song was submitted on May 30th, 2012.
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