"My Hairy Grandad" Lyrics

Have always had big toes.
With smells emanating
that drift up into your nose.
And the people in my family,
have questionable hygiene.
I think it all comes from,

watching too much Mr Bean.
But there's nothing to compa

re,
With my Grandad's Steely Hair.
Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,
And you always find one or two in your mug.
He's hairy but I love him,
My hairy Grandad.