"I Better Be Good" Lyrics

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me
To military school
If I ain't nice my girlie gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice

If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
So, I better be good, I better be good

If I jump on the gas the cops are gonna jump
All over my back
If I smoke too much doctor says he's gonna
Put my lungs in a crutch

If I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
So, I better be good, I had better be good

You better be nice, you better be nice
You better be nice, you better be nice
Nice, nice, nice, you better be
Nice, nice, nice, you better be

Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice, you better be nice tonight

If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast

If zipper grabs skin I'll know I had it out
When I shoulda kept it in, ow
I better be good, I better be good
I better be good, Ooh

You better be nice, you better be nice
You better be nice, you better be nice
Nice, nice, nice, you better be
Nice, nice, nice, you better be

Nice, nice, nice, uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice, I'd better be nice tonight, yeah
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice