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    "The Happy Happy Birthday Song" Lyrics

    Arrogant Worms

    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
    The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
    And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound
    And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

    Happy Birthday
    Now you're one year older
    Happy Birthday
    Your life still isn't over
    Happy Birthday
    You did not accomplish much
    But you didn't die this year

    I guess that's good enough

    So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself
    Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
    Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps
    And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer

    Happy Birthday
    What have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday
    You're starting to get fatter
    Happy Birthday
    It's downhill from now on
    Try not to remind yourself
    Your best years are all gone

    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
    And live for all eternity inside a block of ice

    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get
    And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might

    Happy Birthday
    You wish you had more money
    Happy Birthday
    Your life's so sad it's funny
    Happy Birthday
    How much more can you take
    But your friends are hungry
    So just cut the stupid cake

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Dear (marry Anty)
    This song was last modified on November 19th, 2016.
    Written by Fred Ebb, John Kander.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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