"Last Thursday" Lyrics

I woke up to a shrill cry
Echoing through the dark last night
Got tipped over, reached for the phone
Knocked it off heard a dial tone
Rolled back over, went back to sleep
Heard the phone in a minute or three
Turns out that it was my old friend
Which was awkward because it was half past ten
And oh, did i mention he was dead?
I guess that's a pretty big detail
Anyway he told me to join him and learn all the world's knoledge
I politely declined and i went back to bed

(Bed, back to bed)
(Back to bed)
(Bed, back to bed)
(ooh)

I went to work the very next day
Encountered a dragon along the way
He flew in circles above my head
Like a buzzard that sees something that's dead

Big cracked purple skin
Big buldging eyebrows
Big buldging eyes
And a drooling mouth
Swiping down like on the street
He said hop upon my back, we'll be free
We'll fly together forever more
Declined i couldn't be late to work
I got to the office a little late
But the boss wasn't there because it was thursday
So everything turned out okay
What a boring day last thursday

(Everything turned out okay)
(What a boring day last thursday)
(Everything turned out okay)
(What a boring day, oh last thursday)
(Everything turned out okay)
(Last thursday)