Fuck bitches like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Smoke trees like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Drink booze like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Spit game like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Spit game on these bitches till' my dick gets wet
Not from my spit, from their pussy sweat
Don't believe me homie? Let's make a bet
How many bitches you think you can get
'Cause I be going to the Applebees, bitches to go
Watching Hot Tub Time Machine the Great White Buffalow
Got this cocain all up in my nose
When I look to my left or my right, I see hoes
Look at all this swagger, found a bitch in a shopping mall
Check out Abercrombie and Fitch, where did that bitch go
Walked her shiny shoes to the concessions stand
I'ma go slap that ass and tell her i'm her man
Not a committed relationship kind of way
Come on now motherfucker that shit is all kind of gay
Tell that girl there aint no reason to be afraid
Daddy's here and he's a damn good lay
You can call me Daddy Warfucks if you're so inclined
I'm about to show you seven ways to make your pussy slime
You can thank me later, for the damn good time
But for now shut the fuck up, i'm tryna get mine
Fuck bitches like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Smoke trees like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Drink booze like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Spit game like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Eddie Vetter got nothing on this sweater
When I put it on, all the girls will just forget yah
They be wearing thongs, begging me to get inside 'em
My dick gets so long that there aint no way to hide it
You may think it's wrong that i be giving them facials
But they going home with smiles on their faces
Until the break of dawn my dick comes so much it aches and
Did you see Black Swan? I'd give it a 7
Fuck your face so hard until your brain gets a migraine
Everybody says the way I lay is just insane
Fucking in the car and I can't stay in the right lane
Driving hella far that I just might get to Maine
You'll know when I'm done cus I'm popping out the champagne
If you think I'm sharing must be something wrong with your brain
Spanked your mom so hard that she's gonna need aspirin
Fucked her even harder but I didn't hear her complain
Licken' our nuts, and tasting our semen
The bitches line up 'cause they know that we be creamin
You know I wrote this, my name is Max Zumstein
Let me take your dog to Hunga Lunga Island
Smoke trees like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Drink booze like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Spit game like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Spit game on these bitches till' my dick gets wet
Not from my spit, from their pussy sweat
Don't believe me homie? Let's make a bet
How many bitches you think you can get
'Cause I be going to the Applebees, bitches to go
Watching Hot Tub Time Machine the Great White Buffalow
Got this cocain all up in my nose
When I look to my left or my right, I see hoes
Look at all this swagger, found a bitch in a shopping mall
Check out Abercrombie and Fitch, where did that bitch go
Walked her shiny shoes to the concessions stand
I'ma go slap that ass and tell her i'm her man
Not a committed relationship kind of way
Come on now motherfucker that shit is all kind of gay
Tell that girl there aint no reason to be afraid
Daddy's here and he's a damn good lay
You can call me Daddy Warfucks if you're so inclined
I'm about to show you seven ways to make your pussy slime
You can thank me later, for the damn good time
But for now shut the fuck up, i'm tryna get mine
Fuck bitches like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Smoke trees like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Drink booze like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Spit game like it aint nothing, it aint nothing
Eddie Vetter got nothing on this sweater
When I put it on, all the girls will just forget yah
They be wearing thongs, begging me to get inside 'em
My dick gets so long that there aint no way to hide it
You may think it's wrong that i be giving them facials
But they going home with smiles on their faces
Until the break of dawn my dick comes so much it aches and
Did you see Black Swan? I'd give it a 7
Fuck your face so hard until your brain gets a migraine
Everybody says the way I lay is just insane
Fucking in the car and I can't stay in the right lane
Driving hella far that I just might get to Maine
You'll know when I'm done cus I'm popping out the champagne
If you think I'm sharing must be something wrong with your brain
Spanked your mom so hard that she's gonna need aspirin
Fucked her even harder but I didn't hear her complain
Licken' our nuts, and tasting our semen
The bitches line up 'cause they know that we be creamin
You know I wrote this, my name is Max Zumstein
Let me take your dog to Hunga Lunga Island
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