"If You Choose Me" Lyrics

If you choose me over him
I'll make you proud, I'll make you grin
I'll write a poem about your smile

I'll buy you hats 'cause I dig your style
I'll tell all my buddies how good you kiss
While I'm away only you I'll miss

I'll share my records and stay really clean
I'll never fuss nor be mean
In front of all your friends, I will kiss your ass
I'll leave behind my violent past

If you choose me, if you choose me
Come on and choose me over him

If you choose me over him
I'll make you proud, on me you can depend
To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin'

And I'll make you biscuits then clean the kitchen
There will be credit cards for all your desires
We can walk in the park and hold hands for hours

I'll rub your feet, I'll scratch your back
I'll brush your hair and then comb it back
We can find that old boyfriend who treated you bad
You can cuss him out while I kick his ass

If you choose me, if you choose me
Come on and choose me over him

I'll wash your clothes, I'll pay the bills
You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel
I'll quit cussin' and lose ten pounds
I'll swear you're skinny when you get 'round

If you choose me, if you choose me
Well, come on and mama choose me
I know you're gonna choose me
Sweet lover come on, choose me
I know you're gonna choose me