"Break Free (Ariana Grande parody)" Lyrics

[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
This video
Is the
Ultimate nerd fantasy
The only thing
Missing
Is a Darth Vader sex scene
(Huh!)
I was children's TV star
Now I wanna be a mature artist
(Huh!)
I'm not just for kids anymore
Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this

That's right
I'm dating the rapper you saw in
That video I did before
Boning
A black guy to break free
My good girl image was a bore
This song
Sounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"
I've copied shit you heard before
"This Kiss" by Carly Rae Jepson
I ripped off this song even more
(more, more, more, more)

I am getting
Undressed
In zero gravity, yeah
It's obvious
That I am just
Laying on a green screen, yeah
My show on Nickelodeon never would've let me shoot missle boobs
Now I show so much of my hot skin
Most people think they are watching Redtube

This is
The part in every dance video
We see the DJ turn some knobs

[Bart Baker (Zedd):]
I'm just
Pretending to do things
This is playing off my iPod

[GSnaps (Katy Perry):]
Hey bitch
Not only did you rip off my song
You took my projectile boob move
I'll teach
You to steal from Katy
You skinny dumb breast shooting noob

[Jessica:]
You're just
Jealous that I'm younger and hotter
Plus my voice is better than yours
Russell
Brand was smart to leave you

[GSnaps:]
Now you're gonna hear me roar!

[King Bach (Big Sean):]
Hold up
Nobody shoots cream at my baby
Unless it is your boy, Big Sean
Prepare
To feel the wrath of my
Massive projectile dong