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    "If We Crawl" Lyrics

    Beautiful South

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    If we crawl at two
    We could crawl at twenty-two
    And grovel at
    The drop of a hat

    And once they've got you down there
    It's so hard to re-straighten your back
    It we crawl at two
    We could crawl at one handred and two

    And the target brainless don't quite reach
    Covered so kindly in your opening speech
    Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought
    On a sideways beach

    Let lessons not the pupils teach
    Justice not the lesers breach
    And maggots not have fingers
    Wagged at by leech

    Well I made sure
    I wrote this song in braille
    So you could touch the words
    The words that sail

    From my mouth back to the jail
    You could touch the words that sail
    From the mouth back to the jail
    That is posing as tongue

    Curtsies, bows, thank you sirs
    And the wearing of a business suit
    Lead to complaints of backache
    And end with a Nazi salute

    And once they've got you down there
    It's so hard to re-straighten your back
    If we crawl at two
    We could crawl at two two two

    And the target brainless don't quite reach
    Covered so kindly in your opening speech
    Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought
    On a sideways beach

    Let lessons not the pupils teach
    Justice not the lesers breach
    And maggots not have fingers
    Wagged at by leech

    Well I made sure
    I wrote this song in braille
    So you could touch the words
    The words that sail

    From my mouth back to the jail
    You could touch the words that sail
    From the mouth back to the jail That is posing as tongue

    If we crawl at two
    We could crawl at twenty-two
    If we crawl at two
    We could crawl at twenty-two
    This song was submitted on August 15th, 2005 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Dave Rotheray, Paul Heaton.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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