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    "Property Quiz" Lyrics

    Beautiful South

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    All the secrets we have shared
    Have moved to a couple better paired
    So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
    I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike

    And if he wants to be smart
    And enter a property quiz
    Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
    Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

    And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
    I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
    And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
    If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
    If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

    Now you've found someone new
    May I watch him do what I used to do
    So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
    I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against

    Maybe I shouted too loud
    Maybe you were blissfully deaf
    But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
    I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

    And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
    I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
    And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
    If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
    If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

    I hope he likes to fly
    And is a good host to every guest
    'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
    Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

    And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
    I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
    And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
    If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
    If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

    Now you've found someone new
    This song was submitted on August 15th, 2005 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Dave Rotheray, Paul Heaton.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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