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    "Ohio" Lyrics

    Cannonball Statman

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    We can't live according to your archaic standard
    It is what it is when it is it even when it isn't

    I was in Ohio
    I went walking in the woods
    Drinking ginger ale
    And talking about my feelings

    When up to me there appeared this old man
    With a small dog
    The dog began barking up my leg
    Speaking in a human voice

    He said "I am Rupert Murdoch, and this is my lawn"
    I said "Hey man
    Rotting oozing castrated fecal matter

    This lawn is my lawn
    This lawn is your lawn
    From California
    To the grass we're standing on
    From the redwood forest
    To the arctic circle
    This was made for everybody"

    I poured the remainder of my ginger ale
    Upon the small dog
    He disintegrated into a corpse the size of a subatomic particle
    I continued walking in the woods
    Drinking ginger ale
    And talking about my feelings

    The man on the train grabbed my brain
    I grabbed his throat
    He threw up
    And I thought it was me
    So I cleaned it up
    I said "I cleaned it up
    I ran the entire length, width, and height of Manhattan
    In a matter of minutes
    Now I'm ready for the die-off
    Get ready!"

    The man on the bus went nuts
    Stabbed the driver in the chest
    The bus stopped
    Everybody got late

    I had this crazy dream last night where
    I was the driver
    Got stabbed in the heart
    I died

    I saw my soul flying out of the hole in my chest into the air
    Flew uptown took a sharp left into the ground without a sound
    Into Riverside Park
    This song was submitted on October 13th, 2016.
    Thanks to MCSMeister for the contribution to this song.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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