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    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine / Lyrics

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    "Being Here" Lyrics

    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

    Don't kiss me quick
    I'm about to be sick
    All over my favorite shoes

    If you pin back my tongue
    With a stapling gun
    It won't stop me from singing the blues

    I'm as drunk as a skunk
    And the national front
    Have kicked me all over this bar

    I'd go back to Ian's house
    But Ian's house is too far
    The pinch and the punch
    Were for the first of the month

    The slap for the rest of the year
    The punch and the kick
    Were for being to quick
    And the rest was just for being here
    This song was submitted on September 5th, 2011 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by James Neil Morrison, Leslie George Carter.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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