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    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine / Lyrics

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    "Me And Mr. Jones" Lyrics

    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

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    Mr. Jones knows The Stones
    Rock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bones
    Shines his shoes, kicks some ass
    Counts the booze and laminates his pass
    Does some wizz, loves the biz
    Your Eric Clapton's and your Nancy's and your Sids

    Mr. Jones helped me understand
    The worthless piece of lowlife that I am
    Changed the rules took control
    Bribing the ref and widening the goals

    Mr. J's master plan
    Fifty ways to patronize the fans
    Life is cheap, buy some now
    Satisfy the sheep, sacrifice the sacred cow

    Born to boogie, disco Tex
    Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex
    Born to boogie, knows the Stones
    The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones

    Verbal gymnastics can't help you now
    We've got fifty tons plastic
    We're gonna laminate your house

    Born to boogie, disco Tex
    Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex
    Born to boogie, knows The Stones
    The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones

    Mr. Jones, super cool
    While you were out
    We were pissing in your pool
    This song was submitted on December 7th, 2011 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by James Neil Morrison, Leslie George Carter.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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