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    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine / Lyrics

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    "Sheriff Fatman" Lyrics

    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

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    Now, Sheriff Fatman started out
    In business, a granny farmer
    He was infamous for fifteen minutes
    And he appeared on Panorama

    But then he somehow got himself on board
    The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
    With a Prince of Wales award
    For pushing Valium and amphetamines

    Moving up onto second base
    Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
    Six foot six and a hundred tons
    The undisputed king of the slum

    More aliases than Klaus Barbie
    The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
    Just about to take the stage
    The one and only, hold the front page

    Fatman's got something to sell
    To the capitol's homeless
    At the Crossroads Hotel
    For the no-fixed-abodeless

    Where you can live life in style
    You can sleep in a closet
    And if you flash him a smile
    He'll take your teeth as deposit

    There's bats in the belfry
    The windows are jammed
    The toilets ain't healthy
    And he don't give a damn

    He just chuckles and smiles
    Laughs like a madman
    Born again Rachman
    Here comes Sheriff Fatman

    With his Valium, amphetamines
    His sick notes and his phony prescriptions
    And just when you thought it was safe
    To go back into kitchen

    Dead legs and cracked heads
    Bunk-beds and breakfasts
    Hey, hey, hey, cherish one

    Moving up onto second base
    Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
    Six foot six and a hundred tons
    The undisputed king of slums

    More aliases than Klaus Barbie
    The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
    Just about to take the stage
    The one and only, hold the front page

    Moving up now to take the place
    Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
    Six foot six and a hundred tons
    The undisputed king of the slums

    With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
    The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
    In a hatchback from Notre Dame
    The one and only Sheriff Fatman

    In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience
    Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations
    He's buying up houses for the has beens and helping
    From Lands End to South end to Chelsea

    There's bats in the belfry
    The windows are jammed
    The toilets ain't healthy
    He don't give a damn

    He just chuckles and smiles
    Laughs like a madman
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman
    Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, brainchumps
    This song was submitted on September 6th, 2011 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by James Neil Morrison, Leslie George Carter.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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