"Rhymezone.com" Lyrics

(Beginning of the album!)

A lot of folk here on the internet like writing songs about weird things
And one thing that can cause upset is the hardship that rhyming brings
Rhyming words like things and brings is pretty freaking easy
But finding a rhyme for internet can make a man feel queasy
But there's this one website that we all use, but never talk about
Tie the laces on your shoes and run toward the URL
That we can't live without

Rhymezone.com, thank you for staying so aplomb
Rhymezone.com, for the rhymes you've given me
Like agree and banshee and degree and marie and marquee
Can't you see?

This is an ode to the best website in the history of songwriting
Speedy to load, its a delight, and the stars in banner are so inviting
Whats the point in going over rhymes in your brain
When you can type in whatever you want and save yourself the pain
Everybody finds it by typing rhymes into Google
Google isn't in it's dictionary but you can still find rhymes
Because it will suggest that you meant noodle

Rhymezone.com, your list of rhyming words is da bomb
Rhymezone.com, for the rhymes you've given me
Like disagree, guarantee, jubilee, potpourri, tennessee
Can't you see?

And now you know our secret
That not all of us are lyrical gods
Oh my god, no results were found for secret
And the only perfect rhyme for gods is odds
I guess sometimes you can't rely completely on the website
But you'd be foolish to deny that
It's much more than alright it's a delight now lets recite

Rhymezone.com, you've helped me through my life more than my mom
Rhymezone.com, for the rhymes you've given me
Like bee tree tea flea free glee pee sea wee
Can't you see?

Rhymezone.com, thank you for staying so aplomb
Rhymezone.com, your list of rhyming words is da bomb
Rhymezone.com, you've helped me through my life more than my mom
Rhymezone.com, for the rhymes you've given me
All that I can say is thanks