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    "A Night I Can't Remember" Lyrics

    Cledus T. Judd

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    Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie
    (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond
    II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP)
    New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter,
    Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music,
    Inc. (SESAC)/Jeff Carter music (ASCAP)

    Paul does this kind of thing every day

    Like what skip a rehearsal
    You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night
    What are we gonna do about a drummer
    (to a kid)
    Hey you come here
    You ever played drums before


    Want to


    Get in there and beat 'em then
    OK hot dog
    Start too soon you little showboat
    Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones
    Let's go

    Uhâ?¦not bad for a four year old

    Been dang near two years
    Since I had a beer
    By gosh that's changing tonight
    Gonna start me a tab
    Call me a cab
    (* whistle *) TAXI
    Might even get in a fight
    I ain't going hog-wylin' forever
    Gonna have myself a night I can't remember

    Miller Lights a shot of Crown
    Man that stuff burns goin' down
    One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back
    That Old Cuervo's way too strong
    But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender
    Gonna have myself a night I can't remember

    (Give me a cool tab and a gun)

    Drunk ain't my style
    And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again
    (Oh my head)
    Tylenol and Tums
    Oh no here it comes
    I'm prayin to the porcelain
    This hangover can't last forever
    Done had myself a night I can't remember

    Shot out the lights
    Kicked down the door
    Woke up face down on the floor
    I'd better call someone and ask
    How'd I wind up in this cast
    I got stamps on both my hands
    I wonder who threw that beer can
    Right through my winder
    Done had myself a night I can't remember

    My dang liver's nearly gone
    In AA's where I belong
    Hey thanks bartender
    Done had myself a night
    I can't remember

    Twelve steps my foot
    I can't even take two
    And by the way kid you're hired
    Just no drinkin'
    I mean it
    This song was submitted on February 11th, 2011 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Christopher Douglas Clark.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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