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    "Goodbye Squirrel" Lyrics

    Cledus T. Judd

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    Whispers: Be Vewy Vewy quiet. We are hunting... something.

    Me and Harold Bumpert were outdoors men
    Set in our backwoods ways
    Both members of the huntin' club
    Both active in the NRA -Nation Redneck Association
    We scouted a location where we had no doubt
    We'd kill the biggest buck in the world-about a 34 pointer
    Harold waited in his tree stand but all he seen was a squirrel

    (squirrel sounds)

    Dang near two weeks since the the season started and
    Neither one of us was amused
    We had a on real tree camo, high-powered ammo
    But no big game to shoot
    Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
    Harold had it in his cross-hairs
    But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and
    Landed in Harold's hair (...get it out...)

    Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed
    Like a wimp he laid there he cried
    Till I climbed on down, picked him up off the ground
    And it didn't take us long to decide...that squirrel had to die
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Good-bye squirrel-with black-eyed peas
    Your gonna taste good to me-squirrel
    It's you or me
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Come on out of that tree-squirrel
    Hey guess what-You've eaten your last nut-squirrel

    Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
    Bought a keg of dynomite
    Two baseball bats and a case of M80's
    We were in for one heck of a fight-we'll show you

    When your huntin' with dumb and dumber
    Somethings surely bound to go wrong-now be careful
    And when Harold lit that real short fuse
    I knew it wouldn't be long

    When the dynamite blew
    Harold's foot did too
    And fingers began to fly
    We were barely alive when the Game Warden 'rived
    And much to our suprise, that squirrel didn't die
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Good-bye squirrel
    Just one more shot (boom) , you'll be in my crock pot-squirrel
    You'll make a lunch, you over grown chipmunk-squirrel
    I'll skin ya hide
    And make a hat when it's dried-squirrel

    Dadblame, Earl, my gosh, Ronnie Milsap could see better than you.
    I said gimme that, gimme that gun... Look out! (boom boom .. boom)
    I think I killed something.
    This song was last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC.
    Written by Dennis Linde.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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