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    "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" Lyrics

    Cledus T. Judd

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    Well, a couple of good friends of mine, Elmo and Patsy, wrote me
    And said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy song
    I said, "No, you didn't, you didn't mention nothing about"
    Well, yeah, you pretty much got it all, I mean grandma
    And of course the family and getting drunk
    And run over by heavy machinery and

    Well, since I needed the money
    I felt obliged to include it on this record
    And it goes a little something like this

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
    And we'd begged her not to go
    But she'd forgot her medication
    And she staggered out the door into the snow

    When they found her Christmas mornin'
    At the scene of the attack
    She had hoof prints on her forehead
    And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    Now, we're all so proud of Grandpa
    He's been takin' this so well
    See him in there watchin' football
    Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Mell

    It's not Christmas without Grandma
    All the family's dressed in black
    And we just can't help but wonder
    Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
    Send them back

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    Now the goose is on the table
    And the pudding made of fig
    And a blue and silver candle
    That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig

    I've warned all my friends and neighbors
    Better watch out for yourselves
    They should never give a license
    To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa we belive
    This song was submitted on February 11th, 2011 and last modified on November 24th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC.
    Written by Randy Brooks.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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