"Let Us Take You For A Ride" Lyrics

CLIFF:
The bush upon the rotor pump
Is pushed into the floater sump
It's wearing out the grunion teeth
by bearing on the cog beneath
Which means in terms of tension swings
The seams of your suspension springs
In cyclic thirds are set apart
In very simple words, dear ladies
Your car won't start

ALL SINGING:
So we're making this offer
Ride with us, come ride with us
Through the countryside with us
For our bus has every comfort inside
We are pleading
Please let us take you for a ride

CLIFF:
To try to wrench the gyrosphere
Without a bench would take all year
Don't risk it like this on the road
the brisket feed light might explode

SOMEONE ELSE:
The ball valve's past the hydrotrend
There's something nasty round the bend
The loofah tank is running slow

ALL:
To put it very frankly, ladies
Your car won't go
So ride with us
Come ride with us
Better be allied with us
Here's an offer
That is quite bonafide
We are pleading
Please let us take you for a ride

CLIFF: (Very fast)

You know I wouldn't be surprised
That gasket hood looks pulverised
The shock recoil is now reversed
At first you'd boil and then you'd burst
Compression piece will soon distend
The leak that leaks in your big end
The lousy coke has got a hitch
Around the choke adjustment switch
The piston spout is dynamite
In cutting off the parking light
And, from its shake, your outside brake
Is needing a new drum

ALL: (slower)
In fact make no mistake
You've really had it chum

CLIFF:
So ride with us
Come ride with us
You'll be satisfied with us
As the forest and the riverside
Take a tow with us
That's really nationwide
Or as guides we're really qualified
There's no need to look terrified
For when you have tried
You will say, wide-eyed
We are just what the doctor specified
We are pleading
Please let us take you for a ride with us
Ride with us

Please let us take you for a ride