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    "Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah" Lyrics

    Cross Canadian Ragweed

    Well it sure didn't take too long
    I woke up this morning she was gone
    And the note that she wrote
    Didn't say Dear John, just goodbye sucker I'm gone
    She was a homegrown mountain girl
    Raised in a different world
    I was a wanna be rocker
    She was more into Merle
    Couldn't see it just wouldn't work
    And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli
    Never getting over Joely

    Well I poured myself in my car
    I drove it on down to the bar
    But they wouldn't let me in
    Cause I ain't a movie star
    So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar
    The bouncer threw me out there too
    And I didn't know what to do
    So I picked up the phone
    And I called dear Sue
    But the call block wouldn't let me through
    And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me
    But I'm never getting over Joely

    Well I gathered up all my guns
    And a pipe bomb just for fun
    And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
    That's right I always was a crazy one.
    Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
    Said calm down would you like a drink
    And then I shot him full of holes
    From his nose to his knees
    And I polished off her little sweet pea
    And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy
    But I'm never getting over Joely
    Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,
    But I'm never getting over Joely
    This song was last modified on November 23rd, 2016.
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