In () = talking
(Yo...firewaterburn here...I think we all know what that means...
Me neither, doesn't mean a thing.
But I'm feelin it today man, I'm feelin the vibe.
This is to all the judges)
Hey there Katie, what a wonderful name
I hope you know 12 incher is my nickname
If you're sore in the mornin'
I'm the one to blame
I'm not like other guys, no it's not the same
(just not the same)
You see we stick together ust like Velcro
I'll even let you masturbate to pics of Frodo
I'm somehwere in between ELijah and a hobo
lets stop this talking now and go watch a porno
(All I ask is that you swallow, that's all I ask)
(Speaking of swallowing...Let's talk about Shrusti.
Ha...That's mean, but I don't care)
Ill be your Burger King, you can have it your way
You are the cherry on top of my chocolate Sundae
After that comment, can we skip the foreplay?
I promise that after intercourse I am gonna stay
(I'll stay with you after intercourse. I'll cuddle. I'm a cuddler.)
I like my girls Indian, I'm not gonna lie
We can get kinky, you can be hogtied
Oz said 3rd base felt like warm apple pie
When you come home from school, I'll make you some popeye.
(I'll make you popeye. That is LOVE! I'll make you popeye man, geez)
(lets talk about Bianca)
Maybe it'll be weird, you're only 15
I'm no pedophile, can you see what I mean?
(I'm not Michael Jackson, but let's get down to action.
I wanna see your reaction. I'm rhyming out of my ass)
We can make this thing public when you turn 18
If I am the king, then you must be my Queen
I'm just so damn big I'll penetrate you to your spleen.
(It's true!)
I'll visit in Australie, you can show me how to party
Maybe we can put another shrimp on the bar-b
but let me tell you one thing, I am on a mission
wanna do it in every single position
probably send you to the physician
and I'm sorry in advance
and yes I'll pay your rectal damage bills
but you gimme all kinds of thrills
your bjs gimme chills
(hard to explain)
(This to all the judger)
I'll play Montel, you can be Orpah
I drive a badass LeBaron, no, not a Supra
You cna let your hair down or it can be real wavy
I'll play..You play mashed potatoes, I'll play the gravy
(That about sums it up here...about sums it up.
Can't think of anything else to say.
Cause I'm like Fitty Cent..I'm like Kanye. I'm like NAS ya know.)
(Yo...firewaterburn here...I think we all know what that means...
Me neither, doesn't mean a thing.
But I'm feelin it today man, I'm feelin the vibe.
This is to all the judges)
Hey there Katie, what a wonderful name
I hope you know 12 incher is my nickname
If you're sore in the mornin'
I'm the one to blame
I'm not like other guys, no it's not the same
(just not the same)
You see we stick together ust like Velcro
I'll even let you masturbate to pics of Frodo
I'm somehwere in between ELijah and a hobo
lets stop this talking now and go watch a porno
(All I ask is that you swallow, that's all I ask)
(Speaking of swallowing...Let's talk about Shrusti.
Ha...That's mean, but I don't care)
Ill be your Burger King, you can have it your way
You are the cherry on top of my chocolate Sundae
After that comment, can we skip the foreplay?
I promise that after intercourse I am gonna stay
(I'll stay with you after intercourse. I'll cuddle. I'm a cuddler.)
I like my girls Indian, I'm not gonna lie
We can get kinky, you can be hogtied
Oz said 3rd base felt like warm apple pie
When you come home from school, I'll make you some popeye.
(I'll make you popeye. That is LOVE! I'll make you popeye man, geez)
(lets talk about Bianca)
Maybe it'll be weird, you're only 15
I'm no pedophile, can you see what I mean?
(I'm not Michael Jackson, but let's get down to action.
I wanna see your reaction. I'm rhyming out of my ass)
We can make this thing public when you turn 18
If I am the king, then you must be my Queen
I'm just so damn big I'll penetrate you to your spleen.
(It's true!)
I'll visit in Australie, you can show me how to party
Maybe we can put another shrimp on the bar-b
but let me tell you one thing, I am on a mission
wanna do it in every single position
probably send you to the physician
and I'm sorry in advance
and yes I'll pay your rectal damage bills
but you gimme all kinds of thrills
your bjs gimme chills
(hard to explain)
(This to all the judger)
I'll play Montel, you can be Orpah
I drive a badass LeBaron, no, not a Supra
You cna let your hair down or it can be real wavy
I'll play..You play mashed potatoes, I'll play the gravy
(That about sums it up here...about sums it up.
Can't think of anything else to say.
Cause I'm like Fitty Cent..I'm like Kanye. I'm like NAS ya know.)
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