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    "Goodbye Earl" Lyrics

    Dj's Choice feat. The Hit Crew

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    Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
    All through their high school days
    Both members of the 4H club, both active in the FFA
    After graduation
    Mary Anne went out lookin' for a bright new world
    Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl

    It wasn't two weeks after she got married that
    Wanda started gettin' abused
    She'd put on dark glasses or long sleeved blouses
    Or make-up to cover a bruise
    Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
    And she let the law take it from there
    But Earl walked right through that restraining order
    And put her in intensive care

    Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
    On a red eye midnight flight
    She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan
    And it didn't take 'em long to decide

    That Earl had to die, goodbye Earl
    Those black-eyed peas, they tasted alright to me, Earl
    You're feelin' weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl
    Ain't it dark wrapped up in that tarp, Earl

    The cops came by to bring Earl in
    They searched the house high and low
    Then they tipped their hats and said, thank you ladies
    If you hear from him let us know
    Well the weeks went by and spring turned to summer
    And summer faded into fall
    And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all

    So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand
    Out on highway 109
    They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
    And they don't lose any sleep at night, 'cause

    Earl had to die, goodbye Earl
    We need a break, let's go out to the lake, Earl
    We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl
    Is that alright? Good! Let's go for a ride, Earl
    This song was submitted on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC.
    Written by Dennis Linde.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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