"I Fuck Dogs" Lyrics

Shalalalalalala shalalalalala, Shalalalalalala shalalalalala,
Shalalalalalala shalalalalala
Shalalalalalala shalalalalala, Shalalalalalala shalalalalala,
Shalalalalalala shalalalalala

I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fuck dogs, in the park, after dark,
When the moon is up high in the sky.
The Great Dane is too tall,
Chihuahuas are too small.
But the dog that I like to quell lonely nights,
Well the dachshund is best of all.
Because he is longer than he's thin,
He love's to let me in.
His eyes fill with love, he fits like a glove.
And that's why he is man's best friend.

I fuck dogs, I fuck dogs.
We all fuck dogs in the park.
She fucks dogs, She fucks dogs,
We all fuck dogs in the park.

He's got bed bugs, ticks and nits if he scratches then I itch.
But the kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp,
Life with a dog is a bitch.
You'll never be alone if you give the dog a bone.
I'm not weird we don't kiss.
But the problem is this, his bark , arf arf arf arf arf arf!
Is worse than his bite.

'argh, aaack, furball'

His bark is worst than his bite
I fuck dogs, in the park, after dark,
When the moon is up high in the sky.
And I'm not proud.

'Oh yeah,'