"Parade Music" Lyrics

[Chorus:]
Feel like I'm number one!
I'm marchin' to the drums
Throw your hands to the sun
We get it done so come on (this is parade music)
Come on (good grade music)
Come on (party like you just got paid or got laid music)
Come on

[Verse 1:]
I'm the amp mode activator
I'm the instigator
Bring your party hat
Bring your party favors
Here's a pointer dude
Earn a point or two
Or I'll point you out
Like a pointer do
Drinks, I need 4 of these
Shots, you be pourin' me
Finger to the authorities
Like "where's the sorority!?"
I'm fresh man
Looking for a sophomore
Since I be so fresh man
She'll do me til I'm soft more

You wanna party? Hi!
I'm the party guy
Dub chain hangin' wit a cup full of party time
So cheers with me
Raise your glass
We got it made, it's a parade at last!

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm riding on a float
Shaped like a giant pirate boat
Hot girl like a bird on my shoulder
King of the kegger, pleased to meet ya
Here's another heater that we made drinking beer eating pizza
This is your alarm clock
Time to get, up and at em
I'm celebratin' like I beat you in a game of Madden
I got an A+
I'm out in Vegas
Put it all on red and I'm gettin' paid up
It's time to party y'all
Got so many beads
Looks like Mr.T turned white and showed up to Mardi Gras
Laugh it up hardy har
Me, I'm on the balcony
Pourin' drinks for all the people down with me (Cheers!)

Say hey!
If you're paid!
Say hey!
If you're gettin' laid!
Hey!
It's a parade!
Yeah!

[Chorus x2]