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    "You're A Mean One Mister Grinch" Lyrics

    Dweezil Zappa

    You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
    You really are a heel
    You're as cuddly as a cactus
    You're as charming as an eel
    Mr. Grinch!
    You're a bad banana
    With a greasy black peel!

    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
    Your heart's an empty hole
    Your brain is full of spiders
    You've got garlic in your soul

    Mr. Grinch!
    I wouldn't touch you
    With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
    You have termites in your smile
    You have all the tender sweetness
    Of a seasick crocodile
    Mr. Grinch!
    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take the seasick crocodile!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
    You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks
    Your soul is full of gunk
    Mr. Grinch!
    The three words that best describe you

    Are as follows, and I quote
    "Stink, stank, stunk!"

    You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
    You're the king of sinful sots!
    Your heart's a dead tomato
    Splotched with moldy, purple spots
    Mr. Grinch!
    Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
    Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
    With a nauseous super naus!
    You're a crooked jerky jockey
    And you drive a crooked hoss
    Mr. Grinch!
    You're a three-decker sauerkraut
    And toadstool sandwich
    With arsenic sauce!
    This song was submitted on December 19th, 2013 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC.
    Written by Albert Hague, Theodor S. geisel.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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