Epic Rap Battles Of History
Albert Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking
BEGIN!
[MC Mr Napkins (aka Zach Sherwyn) as Albert Einstein
(14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955)]
When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown
So take a seat Steve
Opp, I see you brought your own
What's with your voice?
I can't frickin tell
You sound like WALL-E
Having s** with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans with be like:
"um, that was Hawk-ward"
I'm as dope as two rappers
You better be scared
Cause that means Albert E
Equals M C squared
[... as Stephen William Hawking, (born 8 January 1942)]
You've got no idea what you're messing with here boy
I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll y'all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants
[Albert Einstein]
I'm a giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on, if you can stand
I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can't destroy matter or me, for serious
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was
[... as Stephen William Hawking]
There are 10,000,000
Million, million, million,
million, million, million,
million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat
With the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm about to bake raps from scratch, like Carl Sagan
And while it's true
That my work is based on you
I'm a super computer
You're like a TI-82
[Voice Over]
Who won?
Who's Next?
You decide
Thanks to adrianna
Albert Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking
BEGIN!
[MC Mr Napkins (aka Zach Sherwyn) as Albert Einstein
(14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955)]
When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown
So take a seat Steve
Opp, I see you brought your own
What's with your voice?
I can't frickin tell
You sound like WALL-E
Having s** with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans with be like:
"um, that was Hawk-ward"
I'm as dope as two rappers
You better be scared
Cause that means Albert E
Equals M C squared
[... as Stephen William Hawking, (born 8 January 1942)]
You've got no idea what you're messing with here boy
I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll y'all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants
[Albert Einstein]
I'm a giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on, if you can stand
I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can't destroy matter or me, for serious
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was
[... as Stephen William Hawking]
There are 10,000,000
Million, million, million,
million, million, million,
million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat
With the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm about to bake raps from scratch, like Carl Sagan
And while it's true
That my work is based on you
I'm a super computer
You're like a TI-82
[Voice Over]
Who won?
Who's Next?
You decide
Thanks to adrianna
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