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    Eminem / Lyrics

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    "Ass Like That" Lyrics

    Eminem

    Album:
    track 14
    Encore [2004]
    Genre:Hip-Hop, Rap
    Duration:00:05:06
    Rank:5,947 (−2,629)
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    [Chorus]
    The way you shake it, I can't believe it
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
    She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams,
    I think someones at the door
    But I don't think I'm gonna answer
    Police saying freeze
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
    I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
    I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
    I'm already on my knees
    I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
    And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
    Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
    Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
    For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
    I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

    [Chorus]

    Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
    Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
    Doing, doing, doing

    Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
    Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
    I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
    Police saying freeze
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    Geez, I just got my seat
    I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
    Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
    I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
    I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
    And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
    Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
    I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
    Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
    What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
    I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
    And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

    [Chorus]

    Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
    I ain't never seen a butt like that
    Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    The way she moves she dances like a go-go
    In that video she sings get out you bozo
    I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
    Police saying freeze
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
    I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
    Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
    Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
    I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
    On the radio, but I think I did
    Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
    Get to the chopper, everybody get out
    I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

    [Chorus]

    So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
    This song was submitted on November 5th, 2004 and last modified on February 2nd, 2014.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Warner/chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Windswept Holdings Llc.
    Written by Andre Romell Young, Che J. pope, Marshall mathers, Jr. Michael A. elizondo, Mark batson.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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