*Yawns*
Yeah, look
If I were to rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
Cause you're just dying to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin' about Paul Wall
You'd probably crap in your pants cause I'm white and he's white
So he's like, my competition I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope and so's Bubba
So blablablable-
But but but but but....
But I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard do the rope a dope Ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents do donuts
Sometimes I play possum like I'm asleep it's awesome
I'm like a sleeping giant and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta no where and bite prey
And sink my teeth in and fill 'em full of poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill 'em
And let 'em know that I just don't feel 'em
And smack 'em with the backward E in the Eminem em-belem
I was taught if you're gonna murder somebody you should face 'em
Tell 'em why look 'em dead in the eye then waste 'em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
And swallow the shallow the hollow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell their souls
For this rap game and it g-g-goes...
123 check-check 123 check-check 123
That ain't the hook now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say
My public adores me
Everybody bores me they just so corny
So at night before I sleep I look in the mirror
The mirror glows lips and it whispers come nearer
( Hook )
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
( Verse )
Shady I know you're in there some where come here.
Talk to me, sit, here, pull up a chair, why don't you cut your hair?
Hahahaha
Dye it back come on try it!
Aghh no! I told you leave me the fuck alone will you?!
But I'm here to re-build you.
But I already killed you!
But Shady, we were meant for each other.
Think about your mother-
Yeah so what of her?
Think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes!
Fuck you mother fucker! I had you beat!
No I was playin' possum! Remember,
I let you watch your little girls blossom.
I gave you enough time your soul's mine, I'm taking it back!
You fucking bitch! Why?!
Because I love you, look a little closer...
Isn't that us on that poster? Hahaha
( Hook )
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body.
( Verse )
Shady, listen. (SHADY!) You hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back!
But I don't want it back!
Yes you do!
No I don't!
Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!
No I won't!
I'mma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor.
Go ahead I already talked to, Dre yesterday.
Well I got him on the phone right now! (Slim?)
You're lyin'! (Yo Slim?) How?! Why now?!
What up Dre?
Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to you.
I dunno it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became a lot softer.
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka!
Well just think about Slim, I'm here.
Just hit me back and let me know what's up.
Fuck this mirror! Aghh!
I'm not in the mirror I'm inside you, let me guide you-
Fuck you! Die you son-of-a-bitch!
Put the gun down.
Bye bye!
(*gunshot*)
Okay I'm still alive!
So am I too!
You can't kill a spirit even if you tried too! Haha
You sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you
Prayed to God you'd give anything to get a record deal?
Well Dre signed you!
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall right? Oooh-
Look at this house! Look at these cars! They're so nice ooooh!
Oh, but you didn't know fame has a price too,
That you're just now seeing the downside to?!
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too-
Ain't even sure if your kids like you!
Come off tour can't even sleep at night without Ny-Quil,
Become a valium addict, start a rehab cycle.
But together we can break the cycle,
Marshall? WHAT?!
No one's gonna love you like I do!
( Hook )
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body.
(said) I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heat, and your body.
Yeah, look
If I were to rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
Cause you're just dying to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin' about Paul Wall
You'd probably crap in your pants cause I'm white and he's white
So he's like, my competition I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope and so's Bubba
So blablablable-
But but but but but....
But I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard do the rope a dope Ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents do donuts
Sometimes I play possum like I'm asleep it's awesome
I'm like a sleeping giant and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta no where and bite prey
And sink my teeth in and fill 'em full of poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill 'em
And let 'em know that I just don't feel 'em
And smack 'em with the backward E in the Eminem em-belem
I was taught if you're gonna murder somebody you should face 'em
Tell 'em why look 'em dead in the eye then waste 'em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
And swallow the shallow the hollow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell their souls
For this rap game and it g-g-goes...
123 check-check 123 check-check 123
That ain't the hook now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say
My public adores me
Everybody bores me they just so corny
So at night before I sleep I look in the mirror
The mirror glows lips and it whispers come nearer
( Hook )
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
( Verse )
Shady I know you're in there some where come here.
Talk to me, sit, here, pull up a chair, why don't you cut your hair?
Hahahaha
Dye it back come on try it!
Aghh no! I told you leave me the fuck alone will you?!
But I'm here to re-build you.
But I already killed you!
But Shady, we were meant for each other.
Think about your mother-
Yeah so what of her?
Think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes!
Fuck you mother fucker! I had you beat!
No I was playin' possum! Remember,
I let you watch your little girls blossom.
I gave you enough time your soul's mine, I'm taking it back!
You fucking bitch! Why?!
Because I love you, look a little closer...
Isn't that us on that poster? Hahaha
( Hook )
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body.
( Verse )
Shady, listen. (SHADY!) You hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back!
But I don't want it back!
Yes you do!
No I don't!
Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!
No I won't!
I'mma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor.
Go ahead I already talked to, Dre yesterday.
Well I got him on the phone right now! (Slim?)
You're lyin'! (Yo Slim?) How?! Why now?!
What up Dre?
Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to you.
I dunno it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became a lot softer.
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka!
Well just think about Slim, I'm here.
Just hit me back and let me know what's up.
Fuck this mirror! Aghh!
I'm not in the mirror I'm inside you, let me guide you-
Fuck you! Die you son-of-a-bitch!
Put the gun down.
Bye bye!
(*gunshot*)
Okay I'm still alive!
So am I too!
You can't kill a spirit even if you tried too! Haha
You sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you
Prayed to God you'd give anything to get a record deal?
Well Dre signed you!
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall right? Oooh-
Look at this house! Look at these cars! They're so nice ooooh!
Oh, but you didn't know fame has a price too,
That you're just now seeing the downside to?!
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too-
Ain't even sure if your kids like you!
Come off tour can't even sleep at night without Ny-Quil,
Become a valium addict, start a rehab cycle.
But together we can break the cycle,
Marshall? WHAT?!
No one's gonna love you like I do!
( Hook )
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body
And I don't want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart, and your body.
(said) I don't ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I can not have you then no one can you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heat, and your body.
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