"Attorneying Me On" Lyrics

She's an attorney and turning me on
Turning me on
And I kinda like it
And I want to tell her
Instead of learning
She's turning me on
Turning me on
And I kinda like it
And I want to tell her

I'm in love with my professor
I'm a daydream obsessor
If I could magically undress her
I would

She always writes on the board
A little harder than she should
My chances are not bad
They're not good

Oh, oh
Blessed are shoulders that maliciously hike
Oh, oh
The teacher's tapered hem line to a new height
Oh, oh
I swear it almost hurts when she walks by
Oh, oh
And she's showing off her legs again
And I'm a leg guy

She's an attorney and turning me on
Turning me on
And I kinda like it
And I want to tell her
Instead of learning
She's turning me on
Turning me on
And I really like it
And I want to tell her

That I'm in love with my professor
I'm a daydream obsessor
If I could magically undress her
I would

"I know you think it's cute to insert funny phrases when you do not know the answer, but I don't"

But I do!

She says I don't take this class too seriously
I say blame your too tight skirt and see-through shirt and not me

And she's showing off her legs again
And I'm a leg guy