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    Four Bitchin' Babes / Lyrics

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    "Prisoners of Their Hairdos" Lyrics

    Four Bitchin' Babes feat. Christine Lavin

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    What do
    Crystal Gayle
    Dorothy Hamill
    Don King
    Lyle Lovett
    And Gloria Steinem have in common

    They are Prisoners of Their Hairdos
    Prisoners of Their Hair
    If they changed the way they combed their hair
    They'd never be recognized anywhere
    They're prisoners

    What do
    Stevie Nicks
    Leon Redbone
    Pee Wee Herman
    Tom Wolfe
    And Pope John Paul have in common

    They are prisoners of their wardrobes
    Prisoners of their clothes
    If they changed the outfits that they wear
    Nobody would stop and stare
    They're prisoners

    It's a little tragic, it's a little weird
    ZZ Top are prisoners of their beards
    Imagine them weightless in outerspace
    Beards and shades flyin' all over the place

    Don't worry, that'll never happen, except maybe in a music video
    There's a very fine line
    Between a groove and rut
    Fine line between eccentrics
    And people who are just plain nuts
    Aw but why should I concern myself
    With such superficial fare
    'Cause I'm a prisoner of these stupid thoughts
    Which is worse than being a prisoner of my haaaaair do

    I wonder if Crystal Gayle has ever had a bad dream about being trapped with Ted Koppel,
    And Mary Travers. Being chased by a wild pack of sissors toward a swimming pool filled with
    Nair. Oh my gawd what a nightmare that would be for Crystal Gayle.
    Wake up Crystal Gayle.
    Wake up.

    Oh no, here comes Dolly Parton. What is she doing in this song?
    She's only a prisoner of a wig.
    Get out of here Dolly, you don't belong.
    No offense.

    Oh my goodness! It's the be -52's.
    They're not prisoners of
    This song was submitted on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC.
    Written by Christine Lavin.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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