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    "Call Any Vegetable" Lyrics

    Frank Zappa

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    Call any vegetable
    Call it by name
    You've gotta call one today
    When you get off the train
    Call any vegetable
    And the chances are good
    The vegetable will respond to you
    La La La La
    The vegetable will respond to you
    La La La La

    Call any vegetable
    Pick up your phone
    Think of a vegetable
    Lonely at home
    Call any vegetable
    And the chances are good
    The vegetable will respond to you
    La La La La
    The vegetable will respond to you
    La La La La
    Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutaba...

    No one will know
    If you don't want to let them know
    No one will know
    'less it's you that might tell them so
    Call and they'll come to you
    Smiling and covered with dew
    Vegetable dream
    Vegetable dream
    Vegetable dream of responding to you
    Standing there shiny and proud by your side
    Holding your joint while the neighbors decide
    Why is a vegetable something to hide
    TO HIDE, TO HIDE, TO HIDE,...

    Shooo, Shooo, Shoo, Shoo ....
    You know a lot of people don't bother about there friends in the vegetable
    kingdom. They, they think: What can I say? Some times they think:
    Where can I go?
    Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank?
    At Ralph's vegetarian poodle clippin', where you can come this...
    Where can I go to get organic vaseline for my ????
    At Bob and Ray's swaheli restorant, where you can come this close.....
    Where can I go to get my jeans embroided at Fullurton?.....
    At jeans, at Jeans North where nothing fits
    Where can I go to get my zipper repaired in Hollywood?
    Who gives the fuck anyway
    Where can I go to get my speakers fixed?
    Where can I go to get my exit lights?,
    At Jack LaLane Hamburgers on 312 Woodier(?) Boulavard.
    Where can I go to get my stomach pumped?
    Where can I go to colapse
    Hey, De-due.

    Questions, Questions, Questions, flooding into the mind of the concerned
    young person today. Ah, but it's a great time to be alive ladies and
    gentlemen. And that's the theme of our program for tonight, "It's so
    FUCKING GREAT to be alive"! Is what the theme of our show is tonight,
    boys and girls. And I'm wanna tell ya, if there is anybody here who
    DOESN'T believe that it is FUCKING GREAT to be alive, I wish that they
    go now, because this show will only bring them down so much... ]

    God Bless America
    Land that I love
    Call any vegetable
    Call it by name
    You've gotta call one today
    When you get off the train
    Call any vegetable
    And the chances are good
    Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you

    And if you are a consenting adult we want you to call today in Los Angeles,
    the number is Richmond9-6935 , in Downey it's 347-8932.

    Call it direct,
    Call it collect,
    But call it today.
    This song was submitted on October 8th, 2005.
    Thanks to Muzzle for the contribution to this song.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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