Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.
OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill
You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(Heh So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama say you ugly -
You ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
U.G.L.Y [X7]
you ain't got no alibi your ugly
Get busy [X9]
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly!
U.U.U.U.
Now I feel like blondie
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!
Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak show -ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]
U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
Ugly!
(this song iz dedicated to michael makuch)
OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill
You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(Heh So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama say you ugly -
You ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
U.G.L.Y [X7]
you ain't got no alibi your ugly
Get busy [X9]
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mam says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly!
U.U.U.U.
Now I feel like blondie
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!
Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak show -ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]
U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
Ugly!
(this song iz dedicated to michael makuch)
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