"The Rodeo Song" Lyrics

Well it's forty below

And I don't give a fuck

Got a heater in my truck

And I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left

And allamande right

C'mon you fuckin' dummy

Get your right step right

Get offstage you goddamn goof

Y'know you piss me off

You fucking jerk

Get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny

With his pecker in his hand

He's a one-ball man

And he's off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left

And allamande right

C'mon you fuckin' dummy

Get your right step right

Get offstage you goddamn goof

Y'know you piss me off

You fucking jerk

Get on my nerves

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Well it's forty below

And I ain't got a truck

And I don't give a fuck

'Cause I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left

And allamande right

C'mon you fuckin' dummy

Get your right step right

Get offstage you goddamn goof

Y'know you piss me off

You fucking jerk

Get on my nerves

Well heer comes Johnny

With his pecker in his hand

He's a one-ball man

And he's off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left

And allamande right

C'mon you fuckin' dummy

Get your right step right

Get offstage you goddamn goof

Y'know you piss me off

You fucking jerk

Get on my nerves