*ring* *ring*
(Will somebody answer the f**king phone? Good lord)
*ring*
(Hello?)
Hey Justin, (my names not Justin) Hey, its Aaron.
(Thats great) No I-I cant come out tonight (What?!)
Im going to see this girl (But I thought we were gonna have an orgie)
No, no her name is Candy (I dont care what her name is) Real cute.
Gotta go see ya. (What? Oh hell no.)
I know a girl whos tough but sweet
(More like sour)
Shes so fine she cant be beat
(Ill f**king beat her)
Shes got everything that I desire
(Yeah well shes missing a few inches)
Sets the summer sun on fire
(Ill light her on fire)
[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Ew.)
I want Candy
( I didnt know you liked taco)
I want Candy
(Are you sure its not Randy?)
I want Candy
(Ill kill that bi*ch)
Go to see her when the sun goes down
(You always told me you were going to the bathroom)
Aint no finer girl in town
(Cause shes a slut)
Yo my girl what the doctor ordered
(I didnt know you could have a skank as perscription)
So sweet she makes my mouth water
(Cause my cock was in your mouth lastnight)
[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Yeah candy penis)
I want Candy
(Your gonna smell like fish)
I want Candy
(Bi*ch your not Willy Wonka)
I want candy
(Shes just a loose pu**ied ho*)
Hey! (What?)
Hey! (What?!)
Hey!(Why do you keep saying hey?)
Hey!(Stop it)
Hey!(What is this hey?)
Hey!(Stop it)
Hey!(I will kill you shut up)
Candy on the beach theres nothing better
(Oh gag me with a spoon)
But I like Candy when it wraped in a sweater
(Well isnt that kinky)
Some day soon Ill make you mine
(Your a cockeye i dont want you)
Then ill have Candy all the time)
(Youll have the smell of fish all the time)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Its not even Halloween)
I want Candy
(Shes not even a real girl)
I want Candy
(Great lets go to Wal-Mart and get some!)
I want Candy
(Oh God we get the point)
Candy in the morning time
(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(EW)
Candy baby cant you see
(no)
All i want is your Candy!
(gross)
Candy in the morning time
(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(EW)
Candy baby cant you see
(no)
All i want is your Candy!
Hey!
(Oh not again)
Hey!
(Shut up)
Hey! All I want is you candy
Hey!
(Shut up)
Hey!
(I will kill you. I will kill you{Hey!} with my eyeliner)
Hey! All I want is your Candy!
(Ill kill that bi*ch too)
(Will somebody answer the f**king phone? Good lord)
*ring*
(Hello?)
Hey Justin, (my names not Justin) Hey, its Aaron.
(Thats great) No I-I cant come out tonight (What?!)
Im going to see this girl (But I thought we were gonna have an orgie)
No, no her name is Candy (I dont care what her name is) Real cute.
Gotta go see ya. (What? Oh hell no.)
I know a girl whos tough but sweet
(More like sour)
Shes so fine she cant be beat
(Ill f**king beat her)
Shes got everything that I desire
(Yeah well shes missing a few inches)
Sets the summer sun on fire
(Ill light her on fire)
[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Ew.)
I want Candy
( I didnt know you liked taco)
I want Candy
(Are you sure its not Randy?)
I want Candy
(Ill kill that bi*ch)
Go to see her when the sun goes down
(You always told me you were going to the bathroom)
Aint no finer girl in town
(Cause shes a slut)
Yo my girl what the doctor ordered
(I didnt know you could have a skank as perscription)
So sweet she makes my mouth water
(Cause my cock was in your mouth lastnight)
[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Yeah candy penis)
I want Candy
(Your gonna smell like fish)
I want Candy
(Bi*ch your not Willy Wonka)
I want candy
(Shes just a loose pu**ied ho*)
Hey! (What?)
Hey! (What?!)
Hey!(Why do you keep saying hey?)
Hey!(Stop it)
Hey!(What is this hey?)
Hey!(Stop it)
Hey!(I will kill you shut up)
Candy on the beach theres nothing better
(Oh gag me with a spoon)
But I like Candy when it wraped in a sweater
(Well isnt that kinky)
Some day soon Ill make you mine
(Your a cockeye i dont want you)
Then ill have Candy all the time)
(Youll have the smell of fish all the time)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Chorus]
I want Candy
(Its not even Halloween)
I want Candy
(Shes not even a real girl)
I want Candy
(Great lets go to Wal-Mart and get some!)
I want Candy
(Oh God we get the point)
Candy in the morning time
(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(EW)
Candy baby cant you see
(no)
All i want is your Candy!
(gross)
Candy in the morning time
(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(EW)
Candy baby cant you see
(no)
All i want is your Candy!
Hey!
(Oh not again)
Hey!
(Shut up)
Hey! All I want is you candy
Hey!
(Shut up)
Hey!
(I will kill you. I will kill you{Hey!} with my eyeliner)
Hey! All I want is your Candy!
(Ill kill that bi*ch too)
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