"It's Too Hot" Lyrics

My eyes snap open, it's two o'clock
I rip off my shirt, my pants, my socks
Something's wrong, but I don't know what
But then I finally realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
And a fire between the mattress and my butt

It's too hot, it's too hot in here
I'm gonna fall off of my chair if I have another ice cold beer
I forgot how much it sucks to sweat in bed
I don't wanna drink your iced tea
I wanna take a bath in it instead
It's too hot

Laying on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today
Spraying myself with an upside down air can
Making out with the window fan
Hoping the mailman doesn't look in today

It's too hot, it's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting and that's what's got me down
It's too hot and my state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism and that's why I perspire
When it's too hot

The United Nations says eleven thousand people die of hotness each year
But the burning sun, it wants eleven thousand and one
But it's not gonna get me you hear

Sweating in my basement, all alone
Watching Hotness Prevails by thewinekone
Sympathizing with my favorite YouTube star
How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change
When it's 102 in Montana in the dark

It's too hot and I'm doing a funny dance
'Cause I went and got some ice cubes
And I put them in my pants
It's too hot, it's too hot in here
I'm probably gonna pass out, but please pass my beer
It's too hot