"Everybody Knows The Claus" Lyrics

Don't you smell the cookies he's baking
Can't you see the belly he's shaking
Don't take a cokkie off that pan
You don't want to mess with this man

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doing all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's a big man
Don't mess with the boss

Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong
Santa wasn't this fat all along
Until he started cooking one day
Don't try to take that turkey away

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doing all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's the big man
Don't mess with the boss
Crusing down the air highway in his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don't forget the donuts

His cookies and his milk are his pride or anything that can be deep fried
Don't get me wrong now
He's a nice guy but you don't want to get on his bad side

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knocking at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doing all those good things
Everybody knows the Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's the big man
Don't mess with the boss