"Magical Moustache Ride" Lyrics

I want you
Groins and loins
Come on baby get in
I've got candy and toys
My little happy meal
It's a package deal
Red hamburger
Eat my fries
You're my plastic prize
Let's go on a magical moustache ride
Sandwiched in yr pre-pubescent thighs

Am i medium-rare?
Or am i just raw?
(x8)

Chew on me
Grind yr teeth
Eat my meat
Eat my meat

Put me on the chopping block
Hack my head off (x4)
Put me on

Quick don't let me rot
Come on baby
Make it hot!