"Mustache" Lyrics

somebody told me she was seein somebody new when they
described him i thought no that cant be true and i
saw him last night when i looked at him all i could
say was oh my god theyre right you gotta be kiddin me

hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta
mustache straight outa 1979

he looks like a porn star i bet he goes to the tanning
bed he needs a big gold chain shirt unbuttoned and
a hairy chest i bet he wears brute 33 and a spedo at
the pool i can understand a gotee or even a fu manchu

hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta
mustache straight outa 1979

im sure hes an alright guy i really outa cut him slack
it dont mater how hard i try i cant get past the fact

unfreakin believable

hes gotta mustache hes gotta mustache straight outa
1979 on some guys they look great but hes gotta mustache
alan jackson he aint hes gotta mustache hes actually gotta mustache