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    "If" Lyrics

    Insane Clown Posse

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    In order, for one to metamorphosize
    From one's inner self being projected out into the astral plane
    And to re-materialize into an inanimate object or another living organism
    For that matter is entirely and absouletly impossible, however

    If I was your tv I'd be like, look at me
    If I was shooting star I be like shooooom
    If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like hell nah
    If I was a hotties thong I'd be like ahh
    If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, fuck
    If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin like sup
    If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
    If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is bull shit"
    If I was your tires on your car I'd be like...
    If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh fuck
    If I was a balloon I'd be like....
    If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
    If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, point 103
    If I was a richie ass bitch I'd be like, um ok
    If I was Spin magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover
    and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker
    If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
    If I was your headaches every now and then
    I'd be like thuuummmp
    If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like
    Ah why do you always bite me every time we eat?
    If I was a chair I'd be like sit here
    and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
    If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh quietly
    Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me
    If I was a fresh DJ I'd be like...
    If I was Jam Master J I'd be like...
    If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like...
    If I was Barry White I'd be like what up ya'll
    I I was a nipple in the cold I'd be like...
    If I was your dead uncle I'd be like...
    If I was a rain drop I'd just be like....
    and I was an axe in your neck I might say chop

    (Chorus)
    If I was if I was but I'll never be
    (if I was if I was but I'll never be)
    If I was if I was but I'll never be
    (if I was if I was but I'll never be)
    If I was if I was boy your killing me
    (if I was if I was boy your killing me)
    If I was if I was but I'll never be
    (If I was if I was but I'll never be)

    If I was a Faygo at one of our shows
    I'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's
    If I was Andre the giant this is how I'd be rappin'
    If I was Father MC I'd be like yeah what happened
    If I was a mirror I'd find another mirror
    and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
    if I was a Slider I'd slide out your butt,
    I'd be floating in the toilet looking at you like what?
    Iif I was a pilot I'd be like air traffic control
    If I was John Denver I'd be like ahhhh
    If I was a switch I'd be like flip me yoohoo
    If I was a London cop car I'd be like...
    If I was Chewbacca I'd get me a fresh ass fade
    If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like fuck yall I'm still paid
    If I was a stop sign I'd just be like stop
    If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip hop

    (Chorus 2x)
    If I was if I was but I'll never be
    (if I was if I was but I'll never be)
    If I was if I was but I'll never be
    (if I was if I was but I'll never be)
    If I was if I was boy your killing me
    (if I was if I was boy your killing me)
    If I was if I was but I'll never be
    (If I was if I was but I'll never be)
    This song was submitted on February 17th, 2005 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Bristol Michael Adam, Mark Reeder, Manuel G. Richter, Anne Charlotte Clark.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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