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    Ivor Bigun / Lyrics

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    "I'm A Wanker" Lyrics

    Ivor Bigun

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    My mother said
    that I never should
    never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
    Their giggling talk I could never understood
    And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

    (Chorus)
    And thats why
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    And does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    And im always pulling my pudd

    I was 25 years old
    before I was kissed
    and then I found the I prefered
    a swift one off the wrist
    Its cheap and convenient
    and you cant catch VD
    Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

    (Chorus)
    And thats why
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    And it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm wanker
    I'm a wanker
    and im always pulling my pudd

    Oh Mrs Palm
    and your 5 lovely daughters
    Thank you for having me
    and being oh so kind
    I've got pains in my arms
    and my donkeys growing shorter
    My knees have turnt to water
    And I think im going blind

    I've wanked over Italy
    I've wanked over Spain
    I've wanked in an omibus
    I've even had a wank in a train

    I've used a badger
    and a melon
    and a cat
    a inflatable Linda Lovelace
    and a David Crocket hat

    (Chorus)
    And thats why
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    and it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    and im always pulling my pudd

    Oh Mrs Palm
    and your 5 lovely daughters
    Thank you for having me
    and being oh so kind
    I've pains in my arms
    and my donkeys growing shorter
    My knees have turnt to water
    And I think im going blind
    This song was submitted on October 22nd, 2004 and last modified on April 27th, 2005.
    Thanks to Titch for the contribution to this song.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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       Biggot_Ben says:
      020-04-2014 16:02
       
      I suppose he used his left hand for the bad spelling.
       Sophie_1 says:
      003-01-2005 00:13
       
      haha haven't heard it b4 but sounds cool!! haha ~
       xoxoKate says:
      002-01-2005 22:58
       
      hahahaha i love it
      023-10-2004 18:44
       
      ex introduced me 2 this, and iw as the only girl he knew who liked it, funny song!
       DannyB says:
      022-10-2004 15:13
       
      Hahah.. I'd love people to listen to this song, if you cant find it and want it, I have it and can send you it.

      (The lyrics rock)