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    Ivor Bigun / Lyrics

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    "I'm A Wanker" Lyrics

    Ivor Bigun

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    My mother said
    that I never should
    never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
    Their giggling talk I could never understood
    And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

    (Chorus)
    And thats why
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    And does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    And im always pulling my pudd

    I was 25 years old
    before I was kissed
    and then I found the I prefered
    a swift one off the wrist
    Its cheap and convenient
    and you cant catch VD
    Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

    (Chorus)
    And thats why
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    And it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm wanker
    I'm a wanker
    and im always pulling my pudd

    Oh Mrs Palm
    and your 5 lovely daughters
    Thank you for having me
    and being oh so kind
    I've got pains in my arms
    and my donkeys growing shorter
    My knees have turnt to water
    And I think im going blind

    I've wanked over Italy
    I've wanked over Spain
    I've wanked in an omibus
    I've even had a wank in a train

    I've used a badger
    and a melon
    and a cat
    a inflatable Linda Lovelace
    and a David Crocket hat

    (Chorus)
    And thats why
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    and it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a wanker
    I'm a wanker
    and im always pulling my pudd

    Oh Mrs Palm
    and your 5 lovely daughters
    Thank you for having me
    and being oh so kind
    I've pains in my arms
    and my donkeys growing shorter
    My knees have turnt to water
    And I think im going blind
    This song was submitted on October 22nd, 2004 and last modified on April 27th, 2005.
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