"When Cats Take Over The World" Lyrics

The world's in bad shape indeed, there's too much anger
and greed
But I can see through the gloom, change is coming soon

When folks will be very nice and tuna will plummet in
price

When cats take over the world everyone will be kind
You could jump on the counter and eat whatever you
find
You could cough up a hair ball and no one would mind
Maybe we'd all purr when cats take over the world

Doors will be against the law, everyone will keep
their claws
Dogs will be shown no mercy, they'll be shipped to New
Jersey
There will be no more cars, cat haters will be sent to
Mars

When cats take over the world, all trouble will cease

You could jump on the bookcase and knock over whatever
you please
You could clean your butthole in front of company
In public we could hurl, when cats take over the world

We'll stare into thin air and pretend there's
something there
We'll learn meditation and perfect manipulation
No one will ever get wet or have to go to the vet

When cats take over the world
When cats take over the world