"Everything's a Thing" Lyrics

Well, I hit the snooze when the 'larm clock rings
Layin there doin that sleepy head thing
There's a bird out my window spreadin his wings
Cheap chirp doin that singin
Thing I do when I first get up is that coffee thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me goin got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two

*chorus*
Everything's a thing if you know what i mean
you can't do nothin cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Everything's a thing

Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy's doin that cell phone
Thing is the light's turned green and he ain't doin that drivin thing
And thing is about all this that talkin thing and drivin don't mix

*chorus*

If you think this song ain't worth hummin
You got another thing comin