"Royal Bed Bouncer" Lyrics

Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night
Looking for knives or some dynamite
Only me royal bed bouncer
Royal, royal bed bouncer

Who's never sure he'll survive his meal?
Poisoned or not my life is a thrill
Look at me, royal food taster
Royal, royal bed bouncer

You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury
No living legend
No heroic role in history
It's just a case of occupational mortality
Oh no see the show, do you know

Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night
Looking for knives or some dynamite?
Only me, royal bed bouncer
Royal, royal bed bouncer

You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury
No living legend no heroic part in history
It's just a case of occupational mortality
Oh no see the show

See me bounce
All around
Up and down
I go