"Shits Creek" Lyrics

Life's going fine till its time to pay Then nobody
cares about what you say Borrowing all the time,
now you're in debt. Moneys fun to spend⬦ you bet.
My arms are short and my pockets deep and all the money
that I have I want to keep.
Ill be making my payments over time.
That was long ago now the lender whines Moving down
the river of life Make your payments,
grab a wife Then you try to float upstream Its much
harder then it seems Finally you make your goal with
no morals and no soul. Had to sell them on the way,
so that you could live today You're up shits creek,
installments due last week Your bank book is looking
bleak Because you're up shits creek Traveling without
a paddle for so long it doesn't matter Now you're in
a new tax bracket Don't forget your life jacket And
if you hit some waves That's all right the money saves
But if your cash flow stops Will your life crumble
and drop Now your debts are paid and you can relax
Got shit in your ears, or is it wax I thoughT I saw
your boat capsize bobbing in the creek getting shit in your eyes