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    "If You Hadn't But You Did" Lyrics

    Kristin Chenoweth

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    There he goes as usual, my man
    Breaking my foolish heart
    I really don't know what to do about him
    I've told myself I've got to do without him

    There he goes as usual, my man
    Tearing my heart apart
    He's made my life a mess
    I've got to do this I guess

    Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
    Goodbye Joe, I hope I don't miss you

    If you had been on the square
    And had treated me fair
    And we?d not had a tiff
    If you had not said
    I should go and jump right off
    The nearest cliff

    If you had stayed off the make
    And you never had taken
    To coming home stiff
    If I had not smelled perfume
    With a nasty unfamiliar whiff

    I'm gonna miss you, baby
    Things could've been teriff
    Ah, what's the diff?

    If you had not had the cheek
    To stay out for a week
    Saying, "Back in a jiff"
    If you were not such a two-timing guy

    If you weren't
    If you hadn't
    If you didn't

    If you weren't
    If you hadn't
    If you didn't

    But you have
    And you were
    And you went
    And you did
    And so goodbye

    If I had not seen you
    Take Geraldine on the lake
    In your flat-bottomed skiff
    If you were not out with Sue
    With your arms around her bare midriff

    If I had not seen you pen sexy letters
    To Gwen in your own hieroglyph
    If you had not left me home
    When had two seats for South Pacif

    I'm gonna miss you, baby
    You were too darn prolif
    Ah, what's the diff?

    If you were not such a hound
    Who when game was around
    Always picked up the sniff
    If you were not such a two-timing guy

    If you weren't
    If you hadn't
    If you didn't

    If you weren't
    If you hadn't
    If you didn't

    But you were
    And you have
    And you went
    And you did
    And so, goodbye

    If when I asked where you'd been
    You had not cliffed my chin
    With a beautiful biff
    Hey, if I had not always found purple
    Lipstick on your handkerchief

    If you had not told me lies
    And then looked in my eyes
    With a smile beautif
    If when I caught you with Kate
    You had not said, ?It?s of no signif?

    I'm gonna miss you, baby
    And I could get specif
    Ah, what's the diff?

    If the best years of my life
    Weren't spent as your wife
    With no marriage certif
    If you were not such a two-timing guy

    If you weren't
    If you hadn't

    If you didn't
    If you weren't
    If you hadn't
    If you didn't

    But you had
    And then we coulda
    And you didn't
    Though you shoulda

    If you didn't
    If you weren't
    If you hadn't
    If you didn't

    But you were
    And you have
    And you went
    And you did

    And so goodbye
    See ya later, Joe
    This song was submitted on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc..
    Written by Adolph Green, Betty Comden, Jule Styne.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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