"No Man's Land" Lyrics

Ladies we are gathered here
To analyze this strange frontier I come
No man's land
It's like a spaceship came in the middle of the night
And carried away all the single guys and left us
In no man's land

If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
So come on out to no man's land

Our lingerie is collecting dust
My underwire is about to rust
We're stuck in no man's land
It's gotten so bad that Billy Jean
Seriously considering switching teams
It's rough in no man's land

If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
You're welcome here in no man's land

Oh, come on

We're manicured, we're dressed to thrill
So what's with all this time to kill
We've searched online a thousand times and still
We're all heading home to watch TV
Stopping on the way to buy batteries
Admit it, we're in no man's land

If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
Y'all come on out to no man's land
Yeah, we're desperate here in no man's land

Ten of us for every one of you