"Magic Mystery Show" Lyrics

(From the 1998 cartoon movie "Secret of Nimh 2")

He'll solve your problems
He'll tell your future
He'll work things out
So they're bound to suit yer
He'll read the stars
and he'll read your mind
and he'll find the way
you should go

Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A quite sensational, inspirational
Magic Mystery Show

A fortune telling, A magic spelling,
A doubt dispelling, A snake-oil selling,
A conjuration a celebration
So start the party let's go

Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A revelational scintillational,
Magic Mystery Show

When life is grim
And things are drastic
Just see me and all's fantastic

As for payment, he's elastic
He takes cash or gifts or plastic

Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A stimulational excitational
Magic Mystery Show

What could be more perfect
for a couple of old hams
We supply the mumble jumbo
They supply the clams (laughs)

He'll solve your problems
He'll tell your future
He'll work things out
So they're bound to suit yer
He'll read your stars
and he'll read your mind
and he'll find the way
you should go

Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A recreational captivational
Magic Mystery Show

A fortune telling, A magic spelling,
A doubt dispelling, A forest dwelling,
A conjuration a celebration
So start the party let's go

Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
An elevational transformational
Magic Mystery...

Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A jollificational, jubilational
Magic Mystery Show