"Call Back In The Morning" Lyrics

AUDREY
Now, you were saying?
Flowers for a prom corsage?

SEYMOUR
Flowers for an entourage?

AUDREY
Flowers to the funeral home?

SEYMOUR
Leaving from St. Andrews' Roman
Catholic Church at Ninth and Vine?

AUDREY
Forty dollars-- hold the line!

SEYMOUR
First thing in the morning

AUDREY
Fine!

SEYMOUR
They'll be there in the morning

AUDREY
Can you hold?
The Rose Bowl
Seymour, the Rose Bowl!
You know that big,
Inflated estimate we wrote?
For the Rose Bowl?
Well, it's the Rose Bowl!
It seems they want to buy
The flowers here
For every single float!
You can't keep the tournament waiting!

SEYMOUR
Mushnik and Son...

AUDREY
Can you hold?

SEYMOUR
Please hold

AUDREY
Can you hold?

SEYMOUR
It's just as the plant foretold

AUDREY
Just a minute.

SEYMOUR
It's business like who'd have ever guessed.

AUDREY
Mushnik and Son

SEYMOUR
That was me!

AUDREY
Please wait

SEYMOUR
That was me

AUDREY
The business is doing great..

SEYMOUR
...On Channel Three!

AUDREY
So why am I feeling so
Depressed?

SEYMOUR
I get two tickets to the game!
Mushnik and Son, Skid Row's favorite florists!

AUDREY
Seven thousand boutonnières?
Carnations or the yellow roses?

SEYMOUR
Please, I've only got two ears!
Allergic to chrysanthemums?

AUDREY
Hollyhocks are hardier,
Which ones would your wife prefer?

SEYMOUR
Were you waiting long?
I'm sorry, sir!
One minute and I'll get her for you!

AUDREY
Seymour, that reporter--

SEYMOUR
Her? I thought we finished yesterday!

AUDREY
She wants another interview
Said to bring the plant with you

SEYMOUR
Audrey, it's that new account

AUDREY
Sorry!
That's the right amount

SEYMOUR
Daisies only come in white

AUDREY
Sir, I'm too worn out to fight

SEYMOUR
Sorry, those are out of stock

AUDREY
Seymour, look--
It's six o'clock!

SEYMOUR
Call back in the morning, will you?

AUDREY
Call back in the morning, won't you?

SEYMOUR
Call back in the morning, can't you?

AUDREY
Call back in the morning, thank you!

BOTH
Call back in the morning!