"Hero" Lyrics

Superman can't cook chicken like this, (this)
And Wonder Woman can't french kiss, (kiss)
Aladdin only gave me one wish (wish),

Spiderman don't forgive me when I'm wrong, (wrong)
Batman don't look good in that thong, (thong)
Catwoman don't keep me rock this long (long)

It's a bird, (it's a bird) it's a plane, (it's a plane)
it's and angel down here
With no wangs, it's a bird, (it's a bird) it's a plane,
(it's a plane) short shorty
It's the hero song everybody sing along.
You are my hero (hero), you don't need a costume
everybody knows your name,
The greatest hero (hero) you can make me feel good
even when your miles away.
You are my hero (hero) you can make the sun shine
even when the sky is gray,
The greatest hero (hero) one kiss from your lips
and all my troubles fly away.

Wolverine can't cheer me up when I'm sad, (sad)
Captain America can't slow dance, (dance)
Hulk can't make a boy feel like a man (man)

Aguaman can't work a job with two kids, (kids)
Iceman can't cook soup when I'm sick, (sick)

Wonder Twins don't know how to work this stick (ticka, tick)

Up and away (up and away) off to work she leaves,
Back at four thirttttttty, we'll make love till we fall asleep,
When we wake up, she'll put on that cape again,
Me and my hero, me and angel, me and my girl and my best friend.

You are my hero (hero) you don't need a costume
everybody knows your name,
The greatest hero (hero) you can make me feel good
even when your miles away,
You are my hero (hero) you can make the sun shine
even when the sky is gray.
The grestest hero (hero) one kiss from your lips
and all my troubles fly away. (yeah)

Shorty this the hero song, everybody sing along
Shorty this the hero song, everybody sing...
Shorty this the hero song everybody sing along,
Shorty this the hero song, thank you for singing along